Ursula

There isn’t much to say about Ursula mostly ‘cause there isn’t much to her. Ursula works at Johnson & Booyah in a junior position although no one is quite sure what she does. This is probably because she does nothing -- except complain. A lot. She’s a sullen, Janeane Garofalo type.

Yet VJ finds Ursula hot. Like spank bank hot. To the point that he does it weekly while he watches her from his cubicle. And people wonder why she hates her job.

Trivia

 * She has a condom under her desk.