Celia

There used to be a time when you had to go to the zoo or watch HBO to see a real compound-raised, Mormon. Well, now you can just sidle up to the bar at Hotel Ego.

Celia is a bona-fide, cult-infected, “daughter of the Prophet”. She’s relatively new to the big city and is repulsed by the outright sin that is all around her. Thus, irony of ironies, she works as a bartender at Hotel Ego next to a man who sins more than he flosses; the one and only Woody Jenkins.