Incredible Shrinking Woody

Synopsis
A mad scientist shrinks Woody and Anderson for sinister purposes; Mark and Sam compete on a Japanese game show.

Quotes

 * VJ: Uh, oh. Someone's getting dumped tonight.
 * Woody: Yep. The shirt seen it all.


 * Four Girls: (Gasps)


 * Mark: So who are you going on a show with?


 * Sam: You're right. Put it there, partner.


 * Mr. Host: Do you like to party?


 * Sam: This is so on the bank.
 * Mark: Don't worry, girls, we'll go easy on you.


 * Mr. Host: Most exciting time. Now, let's go see what that crazy black man, Woody up to.


 * Woody: Holy shit! That crazy scientist shrunk me down. Huh?


 * Woody: Made in China?
 * Roberta: Woody, where are you hiding?


 * Woody: Hey, let me go. Hey, hey, what's going on? Hey, what you doing with that?


 * Mr. Host: Morco defeat. What happened?
 * Sam: I'll tell you what happened.


 * Mark: Uh, oh. This is gonna be the bag.


 * VJ: I don't think I need these. Oh, maybe I do. Oh, yeah I do. I got nothing go on my life.


 * Woody: I've gotta come up with the escape plan. Right after the game. Okay, escape plan it is.
 * Anderson: Hey, good to see you, man. How's things?
 * Woody: Anderson, what are you doing here?
 * Anderson: Hey, what can I say? I got shrunk.
 * Woody: You were dating Roberta too?
 * Anderson: Nah, we hooked up on the science conference.
 * Roberta: Impressive. How did you sole the equation so quickly?
 * Anderson: Problem solved.


 * Anderson: After we hooked up.


 * Woody: Jeff?


 * Jeff: You know what, just call me Jeff.


 * Woody: Stay strong, man. I'm working on a escape plan.


 * Jeff: I can't wait for my turn.


 * Mr. Host: Ready set Goat!


 * Sam: Come on, come on!
 * Mark: What the hell? Come on! Come on!


 * Sam: Dexler, you sucked!
 * Mark: She shot my bucket and my goat.


 * VJ: Sweet! Free pizza.
 * Woody: Come on. We'll climb down the floss and get the hell out of here. Oh, shit.


 * Jeff: I'll do it.


 * Anderson: Damn, that was supposed to be me. It sucks.


 * Anderson:I guess. Hey.
 * Woody: Quick, give me a boost.


 * Woody: VJ, thank God. You've gotta help us. We're being used by human DNA.


 * VJ: What's that, boy? Woody and Anderson are under truck down? What was that about Timmy in the well?


 * Sam: What? How can they win again?


 * Mark: Oh, now you've believe me.


 * Mr. Host: After break.


 * Woody: VJ, help! Anderson and I are too pretty eating alive.


 * VJ: Woody, Anderson, it's true. You've really been shrunken down. Hey, check it out.


 * Woody: Behind you! Behind you!
 * Roberta: What do we have here?
 * VJ: The jig is up. Your shrinking days are over, lady.
 * Roberta: Perhaps, this will change your mind.


 * Woody: Well, it's not. (Sobbing)


 * Anderson: The bad news, you got bit by a dog. The good news is, I didn't.
 * VJ: Zorro!


 * VJ: Quickly, Zorro, take us to safety, boy.


 * Woody: What are we going to do with our lives that now we're tiny?
 * Anderson: We've become spies.


 * VJ: Hey, we're normal size again.


 * Woody: Check it out.


 * Mr. Host: What can I say show makes no sense. Roller the credits. Wait. Whatever happened to Jeff?


 * Jeff: So, I'm gonna go.