Woodyplicity

Synopsis
Woody pretends he has a twin brother in order to date twin sisters. Elsewhere, VJ totals Mark's car.

Quotes

 * Mark: My car!
 * Woody: My door!


 * Mark: Why are you even driving it?


 * VJ: Oh, yeah. Sorry for losing the bottle cap.


 * Sam: It's Zorro okay?


 * Mark: Why the hell did you crash my car?


 * Woody: This one for you, Captain.
 * Dori: What's with a big hole in a wall?


 * Woody: What can I do you for?


 * Woody: Speaking of which, your hasel light is sapphires.
 * Dori: I'm Dori. Four Star Chef and I can do things with a spatula that would cruel your toes.


 * Dori: Actually, I wrote the book on it. (Shows Woody a Cooking for Dudes on all 4 Burners Book) Call me some time. (Hands Woody her phone number)


 * Tori: Hi.
 * Woody: Back so soon? And with a ponytail. Very spotty. Me likey.
 * Tori: Gee thanks. But, do I know you?


 * Tori: Call me some time, cutie.
 * Woody: Tori? Dori? Sweet. I'm having twins.
 * VJ: Hey, I'm sorry for ruined your car, dude.


 * VJ: No, no, no.


 * Woody: Eh, what the hell.


 * Guy: Oops.


 * VJ: Oh, no, no, no.


 * Sam: Twins, eh?


 * Sam: Dream on. You want my help?


 * Woody: Oh, yeah.


 * Dori: So what kind of books do you like?


 * Dori: DVD Books? You're such a riot?
 * Woody: It's my mom. I gotta take this.
 * Dori: Aw.
 * Woody: Hello there, Ms. Tori. Ten minutes? Taste of Wang? Sure. Sam, I gotta run. So, I need you to babysit Dori.


 * Sam: Okay. Happy to help out.
 * Woody: Hey, Dori, this is my friend, Sam. She's gonna keep you company. I gotta go get my Mom's pills.


 * Dori: Really?
 * Tori: Like I don't get coin laundries. Who cares if their pocket change is dirty.


 * Tori: Yeah. They must making an awful racket raddle around in there.
 * Woody: Yeah.


 * Woody: Say what?
 * Both: Tori?
 * Dori: What are you doing here?
 * Tori: I follow my date here.
 * Dori: Your date? He's my date.
 * Tori: It's that true? What's going on?
 * Woody: Um, well. What can I say.


 * Dori: Wait a minute. I get the picture.
 * Tori: Me too. He's another one of those twin chasers.
 * Sam: (Gasps)
 * Woody: I, I um, uh.
 * Sam: Okay, okay. You got him.
 * Woody: They do?


 * Tori: (Gasps)
 * Dori: (Gasps)


 * Dori: It's this true, Rudy?
 * Woody: Yes. That's why.


 * Woody: Man, that was close.


 * Charity: Hi, my name's Charity. What's yours?


 * Mark: You're not seeing anybody?


 * Sam: Here's what we going to do. We're gonna kill one of the twins.
 * Woody: Good idea. Let's kill Tori.


 * Tori: Ooh. That tickles.


 * VJ: Don't do it, man.


 * Mark: Yes! I did it! So, Charity, after the ride how about we go for a ride in your new car? I'll drive.


 * Ursula: How was your Christmas, VJ?


 * VJ: Deal.
 * Mark: Are you crazy? You're an porn addict.


 * Mark: Nice try, Vixen.


 * Mark: Dexler, think quick.


 * Guy: Mark, I've brought Zorro. Now, what is the big emergency?


 * Charity: Yes!


 * Woody: Now, you don't understand.
 * Captain Steiner: Oh my god. You are a ghost!
 * Woody: Just calm down.
 * Captain Steiner: Get away from me, you spook!
 * Woody: What did you just call me?


 * Captain Steiner: Shoo, Spook, shoo! Aah!
 * All: (Gasps)
 * Sam: What? They're were in on sale? I brought them bulk.


 * Dori: That's for being Woody.
 * Tori: And that's for being Rudy.


 * Captain Steiner: Come you two.


 * Mark: Well, this day for totally suck for everybody. I didn't get a new car. VJ didn't get Charity and Woody didn't get the twins.


 * Sam: Hey, everbody.